glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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