So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
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We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
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Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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