so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
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When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
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I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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