it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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