she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
we're so committed to being not committed
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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