Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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