Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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