you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Dear god my vagina.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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