never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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