So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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