There is no way he is gay with that hair.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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