I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my mouth tastes like poor choices
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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