How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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