I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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