We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Alive.
So much puke
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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