Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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