Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
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in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
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Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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