Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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