she was so not down for the gang bang
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
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At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
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The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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