I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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