So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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