I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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