i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
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ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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