Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
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handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
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Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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