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Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
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currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
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I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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