Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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