how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
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Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
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Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
What happened to fro yo and sex?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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