So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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