so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
then he tried to convert me to islam
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
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You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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