you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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