If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
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He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
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Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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