R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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