I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
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Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
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You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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