I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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