the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
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Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
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PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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