i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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