so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
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You. Win. At. Life.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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