I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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