I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
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Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
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Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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