I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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