just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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