absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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