I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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