the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
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he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
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Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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