I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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