I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
There r osticjed everywhere
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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