I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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