just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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