Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
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I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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