Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
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I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
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She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.