it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
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Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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