Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
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Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
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It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Is Oprah even human
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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