I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
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he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
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I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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